Jen Sorensen
@jensorensen@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday
More e-commerce chaos The concept of a single product has been growing vaguer for years Puffffmaster™ pillow Model #t4xp5 Slightly different sizes, color, stitching. Made in two separate factories Now we’re seeing the same item listed on a single website under multiple different AI-generated names Pflagl chair $314 Eeponx chair $597 Same picture, same factory at completely different prices on the same page Adding to the chaos, rideshare companies are charging wildly different fares for the same route at the same time Recent Consumer Reports investigation Person 1 looking at rideshare app saying $50.21: WHAA?! Person 2 looking at rideshare app saying $30.95: it’s my lucky day! Imagine if companies had to be honest Torkfeqv chair $422.50 hurry-1 left! Note: The chair* depicted in this AL-generated photo comes from one of five factories in three countries under a “brand” generated at time of purchase and a price determined by 762 variables including wind speed at your location and the browsing history of your children. *Product received may or may not resemble a chair ©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com
More e-commerce chaos The concept of a single product has been growing vaguer for years Puffffmaster™ pillow Model #t4xp5 Slightly different sizes, color, stitching. Made in two separate factories Now we’re seeing the same item listed on a single website under multiple different AI-generated names Pflagl chair $314 Eeponx chair $597 Same picture, same factory at completely different prices on the same page Adding to the chaos, rideshare companies are charging wildly different fares for the same route at the same time Recent Consumer Reports investigation Person 1 looking at rideshare app saying $50.21: WHAA?! Person 2 looking at rideshare app saying $30.95: it’s my lucky day! Imagine if companies had to be honest Torkfeqv chair $422.50 hurry-1 left! Note: The chair* depicted in this AL-generated photo comes from one of five factories in three countries under a “brand” generated at time of purchase and a price determined by 762 variables including wind speed at your location and the browsing history of your children. *Product received may or may not resemble a chair ©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com
More e-commerce chaos The concept of a single product has been growing vaguer for years Puffffmaster™ pillow Model #t4xp5 Slightly different sizes, color, stitching. Made in two separate factories Now we’re seeing the same item listed on a single website under multiple different AI-generated names Pflagl chair $314 Eeponx chair $597 Same picture, same factory at completely different prices on the same page Adding to the chaos, rideshare companies are charging wildly different fares for the same route at the same time Recent Consumer Reports investigation Person 1 looking at rideshare app saying $50.21: WHAA?! Person 2 looking at rideshare app saying $30.95: it’s my lucky day! Imagine if companies had to be honest Torkfeqv chair $422.50 hurry-1 left! Note: The chair* depicted in this AL-generated photo comes from one of five factories in three countries under a “brand” generated at time of purchase and a price determined by 762 variables including wind speed at your location and the browsing history of your children. *Product received may or may not resemble a chair ©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com
Jen Sorensen
@jensorensen@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday
More e-commerce chaos The concept of a single product has been growing vaguer for years Puffffmaster™ pillow Model #t4xp5 Slightly different sizes, color, stitching. Made in two separate factories Now we’re seeing the same item listed on a single website under multiple different AI-generated names Pflagl chair $314 Eeponx chair $597 Same picture, same factory at completely different prices on the same page Adding to the chaos, rideshare companies are charging wildly different fares for the same route at the same time Recent Consumer Reports investigation Person 1 looking at rideshare app saying $50.21: WHAA?! Person 2 looking at rideshare app saying $30.95: it’s my lucky day! Imagine if companies had to be honest Torkfeqv chair $422.50 hurry-1 left! Note: The chair* depicted in this AL-generated photo comes from one of five factories in three countries under a “brand” generated at time of purchase and a price determined by 762 variables including wind speed at your location and the browsing history of your children. *Product received may or may not resemble a chair ©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com
More e-commerce chaos The concept of a single product has been growing vaguer for years Puffffmaster™ pillow Model #t4xp5 Slightly different sizes, color, stitching. Made in two separate factories Now we’re seeing the same item listed on a single website under multiple different AI-generated names Pflagl chair $314 Eeponx chair $597 Same picture, same factory at completely different prices on the same page Adding to the chaos, rideshare companies are charging wildly different fares for the same route at the same time Recent Consumer Reports investigation Person 1 looking at rideshare app saying $50.21: WHAA?! Person 2 looking at rideshare app saying $30.95: it’s my lucky day! Imagine if companies had to be honest Torkfeqv chair $422.50 hurry-1 left! Note: The chair* depicted in this AL-generated photo comes from one of five factories in three countries under a “brand” generated at time of purchase and a price determined by 762 variables including wind speed at your location and the browsing history of your children. *Product received may or may not resemble a chair ©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com
More e-commerce chaos The concept of a single product has been growing vaguer for years Puffffmaster™ pillow Model #t4xp5 Slightly different sizes, color, stitching. Made in two separate factories Now we’re seeing the same item listed on a single website under multiple different AI-generated names Pflagl chair $314 Eeponx chair $597 Same picture, same factory at completely different prices on the same page Adding to the chaos, rideshare companies are charging wildly different fares for the same route at the same time Recent Consumer Reports investigation Person 1 looking at rideshare app saying $50.21: WHAA?! Person 2 looking at rideshare app saying $30.95: it’s my lucky day! Imagine if companies had to be honest Torkfeqv chair $422.50 hurry-1 left! Note: The chair* depicted in this AL-generated photo comes from one of five factories in three countries under a “brand” generated at time of purchase and a price determined by 762 variables including wind speed at your location and the browsing history of your children. *Product received may or may not resemble a chair ©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com
Zhi Zhu 🕸️
@ZhiZhu@newsie.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Zhi Zhu 🕸️
@ZhiZhu@newsie.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
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