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Sandy Weiswasser, 87, a retired teacher and volunteer who has been guiding visitors through the center for 18 years, was profiled in a Times article on the center, published on Monday. “This place used to be really thriving and busy and crowded,” Ms. Weiswasser was quoted as saying. “Now it’s a black hole.” Reached on Thursday, she declined to comment.

Last year, Mr. Trump removed the Kennedy Center’s leadership, cut its programming and installed a handpicked board that had his name drilled into the building front. A court ordered the name removed last month. Audiences, performers and visitors have fled from the center, which has lost about 90 percent of its staff and, for now, 100 percent of its paying audience.
Text from article: Sandy Weiswasser, 87, a retired teacher and volunteer who has been guiding visitors through the center for 18 years, was profiled in a Times article on the center, published on Monday. “This place used to be really thriving and busy and crowded,” Ms. Weiswasser was quoted as saying. “Now it’s a black hole.” Reached on Thursday, she declined to comment. Last year, Mr. Trump removed the Kennedy Center’s leadership, cut its programming and installed a handpicked board that had his name drilled into the building front. A court ordered the name removed last month. Audiences, performers and visitors have fled from the center, which has lost about 90 percent of its staff and, for now, 100 percent of its paying audience.
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Text from article:
Sandy Weiswasser, 87, a retired teacher and volunteer who has been guiding visitors through the center for 18 years, was profiled in a Times article on the center, published on Monday. “This place used to be really thriving and busy and crowded,” Ms. Weiswasser was quoted as saying. “Now it’s a black hole.” Reached on Thursday, she declined to comment.

Last year, Mr. Trump removed the Kennedy Center’s leadership, cut its programming and installed a handpicked board that had his name drilled into the building front. A court ordered the name removed last month. Audiences, performers and visitors have fled from the center, which has lost about 90 percent of its staff and, for now, 100 percent of its paying audience.
Text from article: Sandy Weiswasser, 87, a retired teacher and volunteer who has been guiding visitors through the center for 18 years, was profiled in a Times article on the center, published on Monday. “This place used to be really thriving and busy and crowded,” Ms. Weiswasser was quoted as saying. “Now it’s a black hole.” Reached on Thursday, she declined to comment. Last year, Mr. Trump removed the Kennedy Center’s leadership, cut its programming and installed a handpicked board that had his name drilled into the building front. A court ordered the name removed last month. Audiences, performers and visitors have fled from the center, which has lost about 90 percent of its staff and, for now, 100 percent of its paying audience.
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Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones"
Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag"

Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". 

On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries.

On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust."

Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones"
Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag"

Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". 

On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries.

On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust."

Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate