Zhi Zhu 🕸️
@ZhiZhu@newsie.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
Political cartoon with the headline, "Guarantee your loved ones entry to heaven when you bury them with *new* Trump Tombstones" Smaller text reads, "Each includes: face of Donald Trump, classy gold adornments, engraved cause of death", and off to the side, "Plus: Free patriotic flag" Below that is an image of Trump as Death in black robes and holding a scythe labelled, "entrepreneur presidents". Beside him are three graves with tombstones and little flags flying above the tombstone. The tombstones read, "Kept Iran from getting a Nuke", "Honest ICE mistake", and "Previously eradicated disease". The flags read, "Build the Ballroom", "2020 was stolen", and "Pass the SAVE Act". On the right side of the image "Reassured relatives" are smiling and crying beneath an arch that reads, "America First Cemetery". Above the arch, Jesus is giving it all a thumbs up as he smiles and cries. On the bottom right is an old white man in glasses and suit saying, "Crypt-o you can trust." Watermark: Kelly, 2026 Onion Syndicate
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