Puns over here...
Puns over there...
Puns are even in your PUNderwear!!
PUNishment for you
Is FUNishment for me
I'll keep makin' puns til I'm ninety-three!
Do ya need a pun
To fit in your hat?
You bet your head I've got a pun for that!
Puns in your shoes
(While toeing the line)
Even making puns that heckin' RHYME
To lock me away
And toss the key
You'll need a PUNitentiary
But jail can't hold
These silly puns
They burst outta me like ail-ee-yuns!
Thank you for joining
My punny adventures
I must admit, there were some twitchers!
But now my puns
Have reached an end,
Now I'll give back the ear you did lend ;3
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