Wow I hate these things.... We are the kitchen Bitches. 1 Deafblind neurospicy crippled kitchen witch and her 3 service dogs. We live in the swamp and share our home with an over abundance of loose leaf tea, books, and my cauldron collection. My hobbies, such as they are, are a Finly veiled excuse to set shit on fire! Candlemaking, using my kitchen torch to make desserts… And playing with my charcoal grill.
Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one.
Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.
Martial artist (but not one of 'those ones'). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.
Bass player. New music.🤘
Elegant geezer.
The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'.
Bournemouth, UK. 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🗺️
programmer/writer multiclass
books & such • intj • solitary pursuits
art • photography • avid walker
bits of my life • tennessee • humor
water walker > boat hugger = have faith
Really, I just want to talk books. No world news, politics or other BS.
Isaiah 40:31
If the world comes knocking, tell ‘em I’m not home . E Church
lisanichp@gmail.com
Walking contradiction and general misfit.
Older than the internet but young enough to understand it
Software QA Engineer by trade.
TTRPG player and creator.
Profile Picture: An anthropomorphic pig with a a beard sitting in a kitchen raising a plastic cup in welcome.
Banner: The setting sun just above the roof of a barn. The sky gray-pink and overcast.
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023.
OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
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Do not direct message me unless I know you.
Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.
Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.
In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣 he/him 🙆♂️
Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.
Your average free thinking antisocial guy on a social network. Formerly TPushic on the bird site, Pgh.social and burgh.social. Dad and husband. Professional analyst. Love all things #Pittsburgh, #F1, #videogames, #Nintendo #NFL #NHL #HereWeGo #LetsGoPens #LetsGoBucs #WeAre #H2P #celiac #beer #GreatLakes #VoteBlue #buns #jokes #LoZ #food, #spirits, and bits of tid. $TDP86Z28. Also at @tpushic.bsky.social
software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person
@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry
I sometimes dress the 6'6" metal rooster in my front yard to entertain myself (and I suppose the neighbors). A bit weird and socially awkward. Enjoys #Boardgames #TabletopGaming #Photograpy Hates Racism, wealth inequality and #graphcrimes. Wife of @tbaker and mom of 3. Worked in US healthcare for 25 years and quit in 2026. I don't post my own stuff often, but really appreciate and enjoy sharing pretty pictures, interesting information, and silly jokes.
Jazz drummer, professional dog trainer (R+, CPDT-KA, FDM), anarchist, enby, old, working against the systems of whiteness and colonialism. Image alt: avi is a wild burst of mossy branches, header is five Portuguese water dogs sitting in a row.
I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.
Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.
Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.
I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.
Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)
#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22
Doctor, but not the useful kind.
Experimental Petrologist 🌋
Investigator of ~space~ volcanoes 🛰
Documentary Host 🎥
Cats, science, Star Trek, gardening, Python, Moopsy
🏳️🌈 :python:
let's get silly with it
(they/them)
Male presenting carbon based humanoid life form🖖
Pronouns: #Synth / #Synthesizer
#GenX #nerd does #Ambient / #ElectronicMusic as #PhonoInput / #Synaptyx
#ScottishIndependence 🏴 #HumanRights for all & #TaxTheRich
Here for #AmbientMusic #Synthesizers #ScienceFiction #SciFi #SF #StarTrek #StarWars #Fantasy #DrWho #Buddhism #memes #FOSS etc
#MS #MultipleSclerosis #AuDHD+ #ND 🧠
Respect my homies, muthaflippaz: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️:disability_flag:
#Vegan and telling you, because that's what we do :vegan:
#fedi22
Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.
Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party
If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.
Ferment vs. foment, I’m likely doing one or the other quietly and slowly. May boost posts that some call politics: I think vital news. Terry Pratchett fan. I like rocks. I mean I really really like rocks. Very Antifa. Slava Ukraini. Artist. UU. Disability advocate. I probably wish I were where you live. Oh yes, I post many photos but the largest ones are shared from Flickr account now 21 years old. Original Mastodon from 2017. 3rd Instance for me. Oh and #NoBots
