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Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age.
Image is of a paved rural road framed by woods. Inset: Cheerful blue merle Aussie dog looking up a dirt road in Spring.
My opinions are entirely my own.
🏳️‍🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele
Found the fedi on Oct 31, 2022, joined Beige-bless in 2023, it's the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.

Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer.
Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese.
War & Polio Survivor.
ND, AuDHD.
Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector.
GenX.
AnarchoSocialist.
Radical disabled leftie.
Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations.

Vancouver Island, BC.

#AsianMastodon #POC #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #CovidSafety #DoxNazis

Professional ChillLeader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.

Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.

My thoughts are my own. Lots of sad posts about not enough rock and roll in my lifestyle. I missed that bus. Mute at will but, I usually snap out of it.

Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

Hi, I’m Charlotte, early 50s and I relocated from London to #Pembrokeshire in west #Wales seven years ago. Interests include #QualitativeResearch, #books, #running, #fitness, #cats and capybaras. Bisexual, cis (pronouns: she/her)

Husband, father, anti-fascist robot and enjoyer of things.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️Ally/Accomplice

Finding solace in photography. Often more info in the Alt Text. Je parle aussi français.

Former historian and archivist. Now horticulturist and aspiring homesteader.

Other artistic endeavours on Pixelfed : https://pixelfed.social/i/web/profile/593182438254041504

Previous accounts:
From June 2023 to April 2024 on mastodon.social
From April 2024 to January 2025 on mastodon.art

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

Copy editor/music/film/books/bikes/running/staring into the middle distance. London. #NoBots

No alt text in photos no follow

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

What do we want?
@beige.party
When do we want it?
Now.

Fond of words. Dog person. I take photographs. Keen on modernist architecture, brutalism, uranium glass. Member of the Beige Spooneratti. Graphic designer turned volunteer. London, UK, formerly Oakland, CA & NYC.🖖🏼 She / her / ma’am. Fedizen since 11/22. #AntiFa #SlavaUkraini | #NAFO / F🇺🇦K PUTIN | #BLM #Simpsons #nudibranchs #noAI #noNazis

Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.

Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless

also: 🛼 and communism!

avatar: give me slack, or give me death

banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

Yorkshire resident disenfranchised European, NI exile, (very) slow cyclist (aka fat bloke at the back). Ex HMF, ex NHS, now Lollipop man.
"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
#NoBot #NoIndex

Hey, I joined the party! I like #books #art #science #politics #weather and learning about anything and everything. #Spoonie also.

Same person, different server!

Seriously, I'm just this guy. I speak computer. I speak a little bit political philosophy.

I'm usually too tired to come up with something original, but I'll riff off your post because I usually can add funny.

Still only 13.2 inches tall when I'm yelling at LRRR.

I also say "fuck" a lot.

#nobot

Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average *52* posts per day. You have been warned.

Idle. Sometimes bone-idle. Trying to write fiction, intermittently. Also (still) trying to find the right chap. Easily distracted. I'm in South Australia, by the way. Sealions muted on sight.

Uk based crone.
Charcot-Marie-Tooth
Linux user
Member of the Green Party.
Fascinated by evil 😈 I loathe AI
🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally
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