The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they're frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope. I'm sorry but that's thinking way too small, hear me out: We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope. Think about it... who's the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment's notice? It ain't Kermit Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea