1. Fruitful ending to yesterday's stolen banana police report: some bananas were returned by neighbors' construction crew with sincere apologies for intruding in my garden
2. Loss of power at the front gate was not preparation for a crime spree, perpetuated by thieves who first pose as banana-nabbers, but simply my eccentric landlord forgetting to pay electric for 6 months
3. Despite last night's questions about gate and strangers in my yard, I actually slept well.